propertyoftaylor:

"what are you going to do after high school"

probably be a slave to capitalism and corporations and die alone

8 hours ago
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When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today.

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my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

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high resolution →

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my birthday is over. i usually hate birthdays but i actually had a p nice one this year, even though my boyfriend treats me like every day is my birthday 

he bought me The Grand Budapest Hotel which completed our joint collection of every Wes Anderson movie, and alt-J tickets. and he cooked me this fancy salmon dinner because salmon is my favorite. i remember just looking over at him chopping cilantro like wtf did i do to deserve this guy he is an angel to me

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gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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